So theatre got weird during the COVID times and one of the things that got put on was like. What I can only describe as "what if the Lizzie Bennet Diaries had a several million dollar budget and a cast of all A-list British actors?" Also it was an adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray and COVID was real.
@ bewounded
Ernst Röbel • Spring Awakening
He's like one of the happiest characters in the entire musical, which is funny because Spring Awakening is about how straight people fuck everything up so the gays look positively stunning in comparison. [Ernst's PB is Josh Castille.]
@ kylo-wren
Evan Kelmp • Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic
"Why are your podcast accounts listed under—" It's my muselist and I decide the sorting. And this is my account, which explains why the fucking PB is who it is. Don't question me! Evan Kelmp is haunted and his phone doesn't even have a screen. 😔 [Evan's PB is Mike Faist.]
@ faf0be
Galinda Arduenna Upland • Wicked
This account will be really funny whenever it fulfills its intended purpose. Truly, the funniest part is everyone will immediately know what's up and that's fine. It'll still be awful for everyone. [Galinda's PB is ???.]
@ nothingposh
Gavroche Thénardier • Les Misérables
He's a little shit with some minor narrator powers and that's all anyone needs to know about him. You might recognize him from Castle Whimsical! We had fun there. I can also play him from Gavroche!, a musical only I have seen, or the brick. [Gavroche's PB is Daniel Huttlestone.]
@ tannic
Benjamin Grantaire • Les Misérables
One time my friend left me alone at a party and I ended up under a table drinking wine straight from a bottle which is the most connected I've ever felt to a character I play. Can also be played from the brick. Lockdown sure happened, I guess. [Grantaire's PB is Louis Garrel.]
@graaaaaaaaaaves
Graverobber • Repo! the Genetic Opera
He's here to steal and rob graaaaaaaaaaves. Some day I will do a horrible thing and play him in a murdergame so he can touch corpses. Some day. Did you know that Zydrate comes in a little glass vial? And also Paris Hilton provided a lot of costumes for background extras in this movie.
@ joshgrobans
Grover Underwood • The Lightning Thief
So the a musical adaptation of the first Percy Jackson book is really good, actually. Grover is a satyr, which means he can talk to animals and shit. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy. [Grover's PB is George Salazar.]
@ beyourwound
Hänschen Rilow • Spring Awakening
He's the only other happy character in the musical and he's everyone's favorite shitty bisexual. By the way, you should watch this video from the production all of my Spring Awakening PBs are from. [Hanschen's PB is Andy Mientus.]
@ uhaultruck
Heidi Hansen • Dear Evan Hansen
I literally only own this account because Anna of Cleves in It's Curtains R2 married Heidi Hansen and I exist to make Evan Hansen's life hell. Unfortunately, I now play half of the cast of this godforsaken show and that's... great. 🙃🙃🙃
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So theatre got weird during the COVID times and one of the things that got put on was like. What I can only describe as "what if the Lizzie Bennet Diaries had a several million dollar budget and a cast of all A-list British actors?" Also it was an adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray and COVID was real.
He's like one of the happiest characters in the entire musical, which is funny because Spring Awakening is about how straight people fuck everything up so the gays look positively stunning in comparison. [Ernst's PB is Josh Castille.]
"Why are your podcast accounts listed under—" It's my muselist and I decide the sorting. And this is my account, which explains why the fucking PB is who it is. Don't question me! Evan Kelmp is haunted and his phone doesn't even have a screen. 😔 [Evan's PB is Mike Faist.]
This account will be really funny whenever it fulfills its intended purpose. Truly, the funniest part is everyone will immediately know what's up and that's fine. It'll still be awful for everyone. [Galinda's PB is ???.]
He's a little shit with some minor narrator powers and that's all anyone needs to know about him. You might recognize him from Castle Whimsical! We had fun there. I can also play him from Gavroche!, a musical only I have seen, or the brick. [Gavroche's PB is Daniel Huttlestone.]
BenjaminGrantaire • Les MisérablesOne time my friend left me alone at a party and I ended up under a table drinking wine straight from a bottle which is the most connected I've ever felt to a character I play. Can also be played from the brick. Lockdown sure happened, I guess. [Grantaire's PB is Louis Garrel.]
He's here to steal and rob graaaaaaaaaaves. Some day I will do a horrible thing and play him in a murdergame so he can touch corpses. Some day. Did you know that Zydrate comes in a little glass vial? And also Paris Hilton provided a lot of costumes for background extras in this movie.
So the a musical adaptation of the first Percy Jackson book is really good, actually. Grover is a satyr, which means he can talk to animals and shit. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy. [Grover's PB is George Salazar.]
He's the only other happy character in the musical and he's everyone's favorite shitty bisexual. By the way, you should watch this video from the production all of my Spring Awakening PBs are from. [Hanschen's PB is Andy Mientus.]
I literally only own this account because Anna of Cleves in It's Curtains R2 married Heidi Hansen and I exist to make Evan Hansen's life hell. Unfortunately, I now play half of the cast of this godforsaken show and that's... great. 🙃🙃🙃