"Why is she listed as Joybu in the—" It's a secret tool for later, along with the account everythingeverywhere. You may recognize her from Unknown Seas R3, where some choices were made. I sure showed up to do that right after I said "I'm never watching that movie again." This is the most Asian thing I've ever done.

A different friend, after learning I'd seen Umbrella Academy, immediately asked me "so what's your Klaus account?" which. First of all fuck you? But second of all I hadn't made one yet. Anyway I have one now. Obviously. Hilariously, I do not play him as much as Ben.

I will never be free of the nightmare that is Glee and I only own this account because of It's Curtains. One day, I will put Kurt in a murdergame and it's going to directly be Lynny's fault. She brought this upon herself and I refuse to take any responsibility for it. It's not my fault. And that's what you missed on Glee.

The moral of the story is every single Death Note is garbage except for the musical, but Light Turner is a special kind of garbage and I fucking love it. I'm gonna put him in a murdergame and have absolutely zero fucking regrets about it. He's the worst.

Everything past season 12 doesn't exist lmao I don't even want to talk about it. Honestly it's the Zig/Maya of it all. I'm sorry if you ship it but the later stuff is just... bad. I don't like it. Look at how they massacred my girl.

When will I get my spin-off movie about my best girl. She's the only thing I care about in these movies. You may recognize her from Unknown Seas R1 where she sure uh. She sure made some choices! Also I watched a remastered version of the first movie in theatres and I want it on blu-ray desperately.

The one failing of this show, which is 100% perfect otherwise, is that the show truly fucking expects me to believe that Oliver Putnam, Broadway director, is straight? He has had sex with a woman. Technically his son is illegitimate, but he 100% had sex with his wife. Insane. Anyway I'm gonna make him kiss other old men.

I wish someone would take the "create account" function away from me right now. Anyway. Yeah, I can absolutely play from the sequel manga. Yeah, I've absolutely read Return to Labyrinth. That's probably the least surprising thing you've seen me say so far.

Did you know bread makes you fat? Anyway one time I bought a copy of Scott Pilgrim and The Social Network at the same time and my dad was like "wow you really like that actor." Then I had to explain Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera were two different people. (If you want Scott from the comics, you want queceracera. If you want Scott from the anime, you want betterthanalone.)

He's a very tired dad who just wants teenagers to stop ruining his life so he can write some books that absolutely aren't magical at all what are you even talking about. For unknown reasons I made myself dress made out of Slappy fabric because of this movie. I should wear that more often.