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@ solveyou

Andrew Minyard • All For The Game

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a sports anime had a mafia plot in the background? That's the best description of AFTG I can give you. Andrew hates just about everything but especially Neil. There's not really a soft center like my usual type, Andrew is straight traumatized asshole. Currently being played at Golden Peacock. [Andrew's PB is Freddie Fox.]

@ myouri

Aqua Hoshino • Oshi no Ko

Sometimes you're a 30 year old man, a whole grown-ass adult in a teenager's body and you sure fucking act like it. He's soooooooooo normal. Such a normal-ass teenager. Everyone in Oshi No Ko is the most normal person to ever exist. Not currently being played anywhere, mostly for tagging my oshi no friends.

@ evergonnahaunt

Ben Hargreeves • Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

Can also be played from the comics, I just don't prefer them. Ben's working out a lot of stuff in his afterlife and doesn't really know who he is anymore without Klaus next to him but that's okay. Because he's dead, he's got all the time in the world to figure shit out. Also available in Sparrow (evergonnahaunt) if you'd rather have the asshole variant.

@ bestforyou

Cairo • We Are The Tigers

Everyone remembers sophmore Cairo—so forgive her for doing what's best for you. She'll always be on your team. ♥ Previously played at Ryslig as a gargoyle. Currently being played at Beautiful Dreamer as Dreamer Phoenix. Also available in "the worst murdergame au" flavor upon request. [Cairo's PB is Wonu Ogunfowora.]

@ saltedcarmel

Carmel Sanchez-Rodriguez • Original

Carmel's a chosen one who simply... didn't! Raised as a werewolf in a culture that considers anyone who's a member of a pack to be a werewolf, Carmel is the bane of the magical community for summoning demons and being unfortunately good at magic. The very definition of "fuck around and find out." See here for more. Currently being played at Golden Peacock. [Carmel's PB is Amanda Arcuri.]

@ yourattention

Connor Murphy • Dear Evan Hansen

Sometimes, your dead character is so mysterious and mythical he has a secret boyfriend nobody knows about that's never mentioned in the musical but who sure is fucking canon. THANKS, PASEK AND PAUL. Anyway, I played Connor at Life Aftr, Noctium, and It's Curtains round 3. Currently being played at Beautiful Dreamer. Also available in ghost (sadinvention) and movie (toaharbor). [Connor's PB is Mike Faist.]

@ thestoryisthis

Julian Alfred Pankratz • The Witcher (Netflix)

People usually call him Jaskier, and he might be weirdly immortal? Unclear, Netflix's continuity team forgot Jaskier's not immortal so he doesn't age. Previously played at Noctium. Anyway, stop me if you know this one but when a humble bard graced a ride along with Geralt of Rivia—

@ clownhell

John Winchester • The Winchesters

Who had "Jensen Ackles buys the Supernatural IP and creates a sequel masquerading as a prequel" on their 2022 bingo card? I didn't. Anyway, to be clear, this is a John Winchester from an alternate timeline, The Winchesters is not a prequel, and you should watch it immediately. Not currently being played anywhere, but I have this account now. This is my life.

@ demogorgoned

Will Byers • Stranger Things

One day I am going to climb into the Duffer's window and make them explain why the fuck Will is so haunted to me. Previously played at Ryslig as a minotaur. Not currently being played anywhere, but I have him available for memes and stuff. That's just my little guy. You can fit so much trauma in this teenager.

@ lovelylittlelie

Zoe Murphy • Dear Evan Hansen

Why should she play the grieving girl and lie, saying that she'll miss you and that her world has gone dark without your light? She will sing no requiem tonight. Not currently being played anywhere, but I am a parody of myself as always. I will never be fucking free of Dear Evan Hansen.

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@ immortalfucker

Alex Knight • Original

A two-thousand year old, genderfluid, effective immortal, Alex currently does guro porn for a living. Sometimes they do snuff films too, if the money is right, but mostly it's just a lot of real-life guro. Lots of tentacles. You should try it some time! Alex hails from a world called Paranatura that's sort of like modern-day California, only California is an island and it's populated by supernatural creatures. [Alex's PB is Elly Jackson.]

@ ammoniacal

Ammonia Halter • Original

Girls check into the Hotel California, but they never, ever leave. Ammonia is a magical girl whose main power is teleporting short distances (less than ten feet). A relatively average fighter, her ability to teleport and her well-maintained, extremely sharp twin swords have kept her alive in the Los Angeles Arena for four years and counting. She doesn't plan on dying any time soon, although she will gladly lose if it means her girlfriend Henrietta gets to survive. See here for more. [Ammonia's PB is Allison Iraheta.]

@ saltedcarmel

Carmel Sanchez-Rodriguez • Original

Carmel's a chosen one who simply... didn't! Raised as a werewolf in a culture that considers anyone who's a member of a pack to be a werewolf, Carmel is the bane of the magical community for summoning demons and being unfortunately good at magic. The very definition of "fuck around and find out." See here for more. Currently being played at Golden Peacock. [Carmel's PB is Amanda Arcuri.]

@ asphere

Esfir Carpenter • Original

A black cat anifeliad with fire powers she has almost no control over, Esfir used to live in the forest of Vostok. Because she used to live with elves, Esfir has almost no grasp on how humans age and considers some weird shit like talking to plants super normal. Operates under the theory that smaller humans are more magical than larger ones. Also she started Fantasy Lush and is banished from her homeland for nearly burning it to the ground. See here for more. [Esfir's PB is Blake Belladonna from RWBY.]

@ hackandcrasher

Fabio Pena Santiago • Original

Imagine that guy who built a bunker for Y2K and actually lived in it and then imagine that guy has the power to hack into any computer he wants. That's Fabio. He doesn't eat junk food because it gives you superpowers, and he's a paranoid technopath that hates everybody and everything, except for maybe . . . like . . . anybody he can consider a little sister. Even that's on a case-by-case basis though. [Fabio's PB is Jake T. Austin.]

@ goosetoks

Isabella Rojas Flores • Original

In her senior year of high school, Isabella Rojas Flores broke up with her shitty gamer boyfriend, found out she was a dragon, and tried to kill the king of the ocean. In the first semester. Sometimes, just a little, you get tired of being nice and you just want to go fucking apeshit. Welcome to Dare County. See here for more. [Isabella's icons made using this picrew.]

@ turnon

Jack • Original

Don't use other people's sex toys on your witch-y boyfriend, kids, because that's how you end up with a human vibrator. Jack is a rabbit vibrator tsukumogami, which basically means that he's a vibrator who was loved so much that he gained a soul (and also a snazzy human form) for the purposes of his "canon." Not that there is one this account is a joke I'm a joke stop looking at me like that. [Jack's PB is Elliot March from Heart no Kuni no Alice.]

@ withenthusiasm

Lilly! • Original

The exclamation point is part of her name, because it's pronounced "with enthusiasm." Nobody should be sad saying it because Lilly!'s prime directive is to make everyone in the world happy, which is a little absurd but her creator is wacky like that. She lives in New Los Angeles with her owner, a vampire-demon named Jesus, and her girlfriend, a genderqueer ghost stuck in a laptop named Charlie. [Lilly's PB is Fo Porter.]

@ strikemonster

Mai Nakamura • Original

One time I made up a fake, 200 episode anime about bowling. Strike Monsters is one part Hunger Games, one part sports anime, two parts crushing dystopia, and nine parts a joke that has gotten very out of hand. Mai's sports anime ability is the ability to bowl a perfect 300 without fail - a trait she shares with her two childhood friends, Momo and Yuuta, because their parents trained them to be "strike monsters." See here for more. [Mai's PB is Arata Sagimori from Saki Achiga-Hen.]

@ freyawhy

Torri Olafsdottor • Original

Hailing from sometime shortly after the birth of Christ, Torri is a fifteen year old girl in the service of Freya. She was sent some two thousand years into the future for some divine purpose that has yet to be revealed to her and lives in the Scandinavian woods by herself because she finds the future very overwhelming. She's been trained in combat with both a battleaxe and ice magic but prefers to use her axe unless absolutely necesscary. [Torri's PB is Saoirse Ronan.]

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@ canted

Alec Lightwood • Shadowhunters

Played exclusively from Shadowhunters, because the books are garbage and I don't want to deal with them. Anyway he's here, he's queer, and he'd really like a beer if you're going to keep making him deal with all of this bullshit. Like, Alec needs a nap and for Clary to stop being Clary for ten seconds. Just ten. You might recognize him from Airlocked, where he tried to frame a vampire for her own murder.

@ humanusalice

Alice • Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

She may also be a Princess of Heart, you never know—but you could probably ask. Alice's quite curious about all the things that keep happening to her and constantly thinking up six impossible things before breakfast. Can also be played from the original book.

@ iceinsidemysoul

Anna of Arendelle • Frozen

Honestly if you don't know who she is, what rock have you been living under since 2013? Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart. You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, you know.

@ usepositoovity

Ariel • The Little Mermaid

Can be played as Broadway version or movie version, I guess—even though my icons are definitely of the actress who played her on Broadway rather than the movie. Sometimes you make accounts for every Disney princess and start gettting punchy after a while. [Ariel's PB is Sierra Boggess.]

@ pinkandblue

Aurora • Sleeping Beauty

I'm trying to think of something insightful to say and I don't have anything except I was like two inches away from making a really bad narcolepsy joke for her username. This is the kind of person I am. One day I will use my princess accounts more regularly.

@ padawill

Barriss Offee • Clone Wars

I also own the account padadid, because that's the kind of person I am. I would say I'm sorry about it, but I'm most definitely not. I have these accounts to play her in a murdergame and it'll be glorious.

@changeinme

Belle • Beauty and the Beast

Enchanted Christmas isn't canon anymore according to the live action remake THANK FUCKING GOD I HATE THAT MOVIE. Oh, I can also play the Broadway version, I guess? They're honestly not that different, but whatever floats your boat. And of course the live action version. But, like, I'm not making a new account for that.

@ howiswing

Chad Danforth • High School Musical

He can be played from any point during the series, because I have them memorized, but obviously I have a distinct preference for post-HSM2 shenanigans. Listen. Listen. [gestures at username] "I Don't Dance" is gay culture, I don't make the rules. It's been over a decade and HSM brainrot is still real.

@ kyberguarded

Chirrut Îmwe • Rogue One

He's my favorite, because I'm always bringing the energy of Donnie Yen making his child read the Rogue One script to roleplay. He comes with optional Baze, if you want, because it's not like Baze does much but stand there and despair of Chirrut's choices.

@ fuckingslippers

Cinderella • Cinderella

It is possible to tell exactly where I ran out of steam with my princess usernames and it's here. I can actually play her from any of the movies, including 3 if... for some reason you want that? I'm not gonna judge you if you want that. Less so the live action. I think I'm due for a rewatch on that one.

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@ cablecar

Clary Fray • Shadowhunters

I only play Clary from the show, because the books are garbage. I don't want to think about them. Anywany, Clary is just your average 18 year old girl who just happens to be the daughter of a violently radical racist named Valentine Morgenstern. You know, as you do. Shadowhunters is... a show based on a really terrible book series.

@ walkingmouth

David Jacobs • Newsies

Don't watch a movie called Newsies, it'll destroy your life. Anyway, David is the main character not played by Christian Bale. Also known as the smart one who has all the ideas, but is too chicken to say them out loud until Jack Kelley turns into a terrible dickbag. Can also be played from the stage show.

@ eilonwho

Princess Eilonwy • The Black Cauldron

Hey, have you ever thought about the movie that almost bankrupted Disney? I have. I think about it so often. When I'm being contray, I tell people it's my favorite Disney movie. Anyway, I can play Eilonwy from the book series too but I mostly own this account for making jokes and japes.

@ icingforthefjords

Elsa • Frozen

I'm sure you know who this is, because otherwise you've been living under a rock. Anyway Elsa's here to ~~conceal don't feel~~ let it go. The cold never bothered her anyway. One day I'm gonna make an OUAT Elsa account purely to terrorize Lyndon in a murdergame he runs.

@ heygoditsesme

Esmeralda • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I feel like the fact that Esmeralda was one of my first muses explains that I've simply always been a Victor Hugo girlie. At all times you should aspire to be so hot a guy burns down all of Paris for you. That's definitely what I learned from this movie. She comes with or without goat, if that's a thing you were worried about.

@ mortalwarlock

Ethan Dalloway • Halloweentown

Ah, the Halloweentown franchise... also known as the one where there's lots of continuity until you get to Return to Halloweentown and there's just. About as much continuity as Glee. Maybe less, I don't know. At least Ethan's one of the better pieces of continuity in the series?? Look, I'm just a Lucas Grabeel simp.

@ trooooooooooooy

Gabriella Montez • High School Musical

I'm in this trashcan forever now. Gabriella can be played from any point during the series but semi-obviously her username is in reference to HSM3 so that's my general preference. It doesn't really matter that much though, because I love every HSM movie equally. Did you know there's a series of HSM junior novels with a slightly different continuity? I know so many accursed things about this franchise.

@ coldtrickery

Gideon Gleeful • Gravity Falls

I own this account out of spite and hatred.

@ dontwannahide

Hannah Montana • Hannah Montana

I don't know why I own this account, but I sure do own it and the partner account justwannafitin. One day I'll make icons for them. Probably right around when I decide to rewatch Hannah Montana for fun and profit.

@ upgradeit

Hiro Hamada • Big Hero 6

I can technically play from the comics too, but I don't. That is not my preference at all because the comics are garbage and vaguely racist. Played in Foolish Mortals and came out the other end dating Marco from Star Vs so that's a thing I guess.

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@ selfium

Honey Lemon • Big Hero 6

Do you ever think about comics Honey Lemon being blonde, seemingly naturally, despite being a Japanese woman? Sometimes you can tell I was forced to read a bunch of comics as part of getting a degree in them and I did not enjoy many of them. Anyway this is Honey Lemon from the movie/television show.

@ accretions

Jane Foster • Marvel Cinematic Universe

I did like Love and Thunder, actually, and I like her little science genius girl shtick. I can maybe also play her from the comics (as Mighty Thor/Valkyrie)? But it's been a while since I read that run so I'm not 100% on that.

@ poorwithpleasure

Jasmine • Aladdin

I'm a person who was obsessed with Aladdin as a child, watched the TV show, and developed brainrot about it. Therefore, for normal reasons, I can also play her from the stage show or... I can also play her from Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular? Whatever, man. I'm flexible. I'll even play from the live action Aladdin remake.

@ amadeusrockette

Julia • Rock It!

This is the protagonist of a German DCOM that's like the lovechild of Camp Rock and High School Musical. It's very good and you should watch it because Julia's a good girl who absolutely did not deserve anything I did to her in Foolish Mortals. You should also watch This song from the movie.

@ makechange

Karli Morgenthau • Marvel Cinematic Universe

I own this account so I can have a really fun time fucking people up in a murdergame someday. It'll be really fun, in the same way showing up unexpectedly with Joy was fun. I know a lot of people didn't like Falcon and Winter Soldier, but it was content for me so I don't really care what they think.

@ gotstonedonce

Kidagakash Nedakh • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Huh? A sequel to Atlantis? I have no idea what you're talking about, the sequel was tragically cancelled before it could be finished. It doesn't exist. Sidebar but are you ever like. Obsessed with Milo Thatch as a child and then you grow up and get yourself a Milo Thatch, but in pink? Don't let your dreams be memes, kids.

@ neednoaccuser

Erik Killmonger • Marvel Cinematic Universe

Eric Killmonger watches anime and has definitely cosplayed Knives from Trigun send tweet. This joke is funnier now that TriStemp exists. Anyway, you might recognize him from Legion of Eclipse, where I sure played him.

@ destinycalling

McKenzie • Teen Beach Movie

Even though Mack might not love musicals, she loves surfing and also Brady, sometimes. I played her in round 3 of Trustfell, so if you'd like her from there I can provide. No, she was not pregnant when she died Walter.

@ legaydemain

Magnus Bane • Shadowhunters

I am always thinking about how Harry Shum Jr. ATE in this role. He put his whole pussy into being the sparkly bisexual mage. Anyway, show only because can we just pretend like it's not based on an even more garbage fire book series? Just pretend like this sparkly bisexual warlock is from a garbage Freeform show. It's better this way.

@ shiftedfate

Merida • Brave

I mostly own this account because I own an account for all the Disney princesses because I'm sort of a completionist? But then Disney was like "hey, Maggie Stiefvater! do you want to write a canonical sequel to hit Pixar movie Brave?" so now it's like. I own this. I am going to make everyone learn facts about Bravely.

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@ justwannafitin

Miley Stewart • Hannah Montana

"Why are Miley and Hannah listed seperately? It's the same character." Because this is my muselist and I say it's two different characters. Don't ask silly questions. Anyway the corresponding account is dontwannahide. Fuck Nick Jonas, do the Hoedown Throwdown.

@ withthetide

Moana • Moana

I wish I could say I own this account for some other reason than I'm a horrible completionist and I own accounts for all the princesses but that would be a lie. Nobody's ever asked, but the username is from the unused song More. Sometimes you get jumpscared by a person you mostly know as a sewist singing on the Moana soundtrack and it never leaves you.

@ gentleandtough

Fa Mulan • Mulan

I don't know why I did this to myself. I don't know why I own all these princess accounts. Anyway, the sequel to Mulan exists. It's not the worst and you can fucking fight me about it. The live action movie, however, does not exist.

@ emptyasthesky

Pocahontas • Pocahontas

There is no sequel. I know I only own this account for memes and shit? But no. There is no Pocahontas sequel. My muselist is the place where you learn all of my extremely deep and nuanced Disney sequel takes purely because I own so many Disney Princess accounts.

@ foundprincess

Rapunzel • Tangled

Do you ever, like, make an account and you're like "I've made an error"? The error was not making the Rapunzel account, not with the TV show, but specifically making the account "found princess" so she can only be played post-movie. It's fine. Everything's fine.

@ normalnotroyal

Rosie González • Princess Protection Program

Otherwise known as Rosalinda Maria Montoya Fioré. Which, if you ever wanted a princess story that's not about romance and is instead about a princess learning how to balance being both a princess and a normal person, you should watch Princess Protection Program.

@ yayashton

Ryan Evans • High School Musical

This character is the bane of my existence and even though I don't play him regularly anywhere anymore I've played him a bunch of places over the years. Feel free to ask from CRAU if you want. You might recognize him from Foolish Mortals mock trial, for example, where his concerns were getting a date and being an asshole.

@ awardnothawk

Sharpay Evans • High School Musical

I'm sure you're tired of reading about High School Musical at this point so blah blah any time point blah blah whatever Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure. You might recognize her from Foolish Mortals mock trial, where she solved a murder by being able to see the puppeteer.

@ wishwelling

Snow White • Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

One time I had to watch this movie in Shamanism class, which a quintessential art school sentence. I feel like the thing is that I'm really always more likely to be playing Snow White from Once Upon A Time than from the original movie but you know what? We live and we learn.

@ primafacie

Sugar Plum Fairy • Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Kiera Knightly was having the time of her life playing this bitch and it shows. Is this movie good? No, but I had a sick as hell time playing her in Adventurer's Club. Thank god it happened before the Prima Facie play ruined the joke in my username.

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@ kissedthefrog

Tiana • The Princess and the Frog

She's almost there, she just needs to dig a little deeper. Hey so how about that reskin of Splash Mountain? It seems like it might suck. The new Tiana series is sounding like it might be fun, though! At all times I am at war with myself because Disney sucks and yet I am a bitch who grew up in Southern California.

@ exclamationpoint

Troy Bolton • High School Musical

His icons are from HSM3, but he can be played from any point if you want. God, why do I have so many HSM accounts? I played him in Foolish Mortals's first mock trial which was a fucking time. Do you think he could be a possum in a human suit?

@ racer000

Vanellope von Schweetz • Wreck-It Ralph

She's here to race and be the best, and nothing is gonna get in her way! Also her username is the worst joke, which is fitting because I'm the worst joke. When I went to go see the sequel for some reason the free tickets we got came with an individual large popcorn for each of us? Anyway, I've never eaten that much popcorn before.

@ shellexplode

Wanda • Marvel Cinematic Universe

Cannot fucking believe Marvel made me watch a Doctor Strange movie with Bendybottle Cunternoodle because my best girl was there. "But would you play Wanda from it—" I can, but I don't want to. I prefer Wandavision as a canonpoint.

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@ xxgelato_n_boyzxx

Annabellastasia • High School Dreams

She's specifically from this lp of High School Dreams, which you should definitely watch if you haven't already. The bond between an lper and an incredibly mid shovelware game released by Square Enix can be so special... She's a bit of a gelato fiend. :)

@ historicalmystery

Azura • Fire Emblem: Fates

I have a preference for playing her from Rev, but honestly it doesn't matter that much which route to me. Bangs my hand on the table Azura! Emblem! Ring! When! I should actually finish Engage now that I'm saying that.

@ stripouija

Chris • Until Dawn

He's a cool guy who just wants to have fun. All clothes will be removed by participants at his discretion. ;) God, Supermassive Games really peaked here... Well, no. That's being mean to The Quarry. We stan The Quarry in this house.

@ starsmightfall

Clear • Dramatical Murder

He's a humanoid android that can be a bit of a space cadet but who really just wants to help out and is genuinely nice and well-meaning robot. Unless, of course, you want bad end!Clear. What is a Nitro+Chiral game if not a bad end machine?

@ neithernohr

Corrin • Fire Emblem: Fates

This is, uh. Most definitely a Rev!Corrin account, but I can play from another route if that's what you want. I should really replay this game in English sometime—I own it, I just played it multiple times in Japanese because it came out while I was living in Japan.

@ wascrying

Florina • Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword

Did you know this game is also just known as "Fire Emblem" in English because... I don't fucking know. Anyway, Florina is deeply afraid of men, barely keeping it together, and mostly just wants to help Lady Lyndis. She's what we in the biz call........ a lesbian.

@ thirtys

Yasuhiro Hagakure • Dangan Ronpa

His icons are from the anime because his hair looks way less stupid as an icon in them, but I most definitely play him from the games. Unfortunately, this means I've played Ultra Despair Girls, because I wanted the mom lore. 😔😔😔

@ livetoparty

Jonas • Oxenfree

Oxenfree II made me want to replay Oxenfree. Anyway a funny story about Oxenfree is I'm so no thoughts, head empty that someone told me who the mastermind for Trustfell was (it was Alex) and I never thought "huh! wonder if my friend who I know is obsessed with Oxenfree is playing the mastermind."

@ mountainmagic

Leo • Fire Emblem: Fates

Why do I have so many Fates accounts? It's not even my favorite Fire Emblem game, christ. I am pretty sure this was the account I made before falling asleep and I had no memory of it the next morning. I only knew what it was for because I hada list of tomato cultivars open on my phone too.

@ idkwtf2go

Mike • Until Dawn

Someone please make Mike some hot chocolate and wrap him in a blanket he deserves it after the events of the game. He had a bad time. 😢 I think I have? Screenshots? For icons, I just never made them. I guess that should be my goal: actually make icons for all my accounts.

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@ cosmicdisdain

Nageki Fujishiro • Hatoful Boyfriend

Don't cry, he's already long gone. There's no one here to mourn. :) Yes, he can be played from BBL on the account nobodytomourn. I have a funny nonspoiler account and a separate spoiler account, because it's important.

@ funfunthink
aboutfun

Nowi • Fire Emblem: Fates

She's just here to be fun and fancy free! It's not like she's a thousand year old dragon or anything. You can tell exactly when I made this account because of the joke I used. Actually, nevermind. I would make the same joke in the year of our lord 2024.

@ yayviolence

Peri • Fire Emblem: Fates

The p is for pulverize, e for eviscerate, r for ruin, and i for impale! She loves violence and also cooking, two things that go together really well. :) Always thinking about how Xander saw that and was like "yeah, I'll marry her."

@ ofscrap

Ren • Dramatical Murder

He's here to be cute and fluffy and definitely not [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] or anything. It's actually really funny how you can tell exactly what kind of video games I, personally, like to play by looking at what accounts I have. I like games where I read a lot.

@ nonotlikethis

Shiki Misaki • The World Ends With You

Also comes in Tin Pin variant (headseraph), if you prefer that. Either way she's a fashion-obsessed girlie who has some... hidden problems. You might recognize her from round 2 of We Could Be where she dated a Lego.

@ usethehorse

Sophie • Fire Emblem: Fates

She's doing her best and therefore no one should criticize her!!!! Even if she can't control her horse!!!! Can be played with anyone as a mom—I truly sat here like "have I been forgetting to say that" but no most of my Fates accounts aren't children characters.

@ idkmybffriku

Sora • Kingdom Hearts

It's been three thousand years, but we got KH3. Who knows if KH4 will ever materialize though. In the process of replaying the franchise, I realized something extremely awful: as a grown-ass adult, I would fucking play Riku. I literally don't want to contemplate that alternate universe.

@ ambecomedeath

Toby • Battleborn

You can play Battleborn again on PC, which is fucking insane. Anyway, you might recognize Toby from round 1 of Airlocked, where he knifed a girl ten times because... reasons? There may have been a trebuchet involved. Who knows.

@ bigakutsuu

Yusuke Kitagawa • Persona 5

Finally, my years of art school and useless art history knowledge are useful for something other than winning trivia night. Actually that's a lie, it'll probably never come up but you know. I have it. Just in case I need it. I should finally play Royal.

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@ foxnews

April O'Neil • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

I am not even gonna lie, I only own this account because I have an unfortunate weakness for Megan Fox and the username is really funny. It'll be really funny when I show up somewhere playing her and like "yeah I've watched this movie more than once because it lives in my brain rent free."

@ evergonnahaunt

Ben Hargreeves • Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

Can also be played from the comics, I just don't prefer them. Ben's working out a lot of stuff in his afterlife and doesn't really know who he is anymore without Klaus next to him but that's okay. Because he's dead, he's got all the time in the world to figure shit out. Also available in Sparrow (evergonnahaunt) if you'd rather have the asshole variant.

@ toaharbor

Connor Murphy • Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

Cannot believe Pasek and Paul made me register a movie!Connor account while drunk in a movie theatre. This movie makes even less sense than the stage show. It's been almost 7 years and I have not stopped being truly fucking obsessed with this stupid fucking show. I want to fucking leave. I want to get off Pasek and Paul's wild fucking ride.

@ gasleaks

Credence Barebone • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

This account has only aged more poorly as the years go on. I made a mistake at 3AM and now here I am. Owning this account. I fucking hate Harry Potter. Why does the third FBAWTFT movie even exist? Thank god I don't have to suffer through any more of those... Trans lives matter, btw.

@ tooktheporsche

Danny Mahealani • Teen Wolf

Because nobody cares about anybody on Teen Wolf but Sterek: Danny is the openly gay lacrosse player and part-time hacker that's human and he just disappeared off the show because Teen Wolf hates me. Come back to acting, Keahu.... I miss you... (He's living his best life and traveling recently.)

@ riddleofrevenge

Diego Hargreeves • Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

When I told my best friend I watched Umbrella Academy, she said "your favorite characters are Klaus and Diego," which is the worst anybody has ever read me for filth. She wasn't even trying to be mean. Anyway he uses knives, like. What was I supposed to do?

@ gustice

Burton Guster • Psych

Come on, Gus! Don't be the only black lead on a major cable network. An 11-point turn? Really? Anyway, god. I rewatched some of Psych recently and it does, in fact, remain one of my favorite crime dramas. "It's a comedy—" Shhhhhh. It's my favorite crime drama.

@ likewakingup

Jacob Kowalski • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

I went to a lot of trouble to put this account together considering it was mostly for one fucking joke but if no one else is going to love him I will. Will I ever use this account? Probably not, given the state of Harry Potter, but you know. It's fine.

@ thestoryisthis

Julian Alfred Pankratz • The Witcher (Netflix)

People usually call him Jaskier, and he might be weirdly immortal? Unclear, Netflix's continuity team forgot Jaskier's not immortal so he doesn't age. Previously played at Noctium. Anyway, stop me if you know this one but when a humble bard graced a ride along with Geralt of Rivia—

@ clownhell

John Winchester • The Winchesters

Who had "Jensen Ackles buys the Supernatural IP and creates a sequel masquerading as a prequel" on their 2022 bingo card? I didn't. Anyway, to be clear, this is a John Winchester from an alternate timeline, The Winchesters is not a prequel, and you should watch it immediately. Not currently being played anywhere, but I have this account now. This is my life.

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@ allatonce

Joy Wang • Everything Everywhere All At Once

"Why is she listed as Joybu in the—" It's a secret tool for later, along with the account everythingeverywhere. You may recognize her from Unknown Seas R3, where some choices were made. I sure showed up to do that right after I said "I'm never watching that movie again." This is the most Asian thing I've ever done.

@ gaveuptheghosts

Klaus Hargreeves • Umbrella Academy (Netflix)

A different friend, after learning I'd seen Umbrella Academy, immediately asked me "so what's your Klaus account?" which. First of all fuck you? But second of all I hadn't made one yet. Anyway I have one now. Obviously. Hilariously, I do not play him as much as Ben.

@ dressesbetter

Kurt Hummel • Glee

I will never be free of the nightmare that is Glee and I only own this account because of It's Curtains. One day, I will put Kurt in a murdergame and it's going to directly be Lynny's fault. She brought this upon herself and I refuse to take any responsibility for it. It's not my fault. And that's what you missed on Glee.

@ whatkilledthe

Light Turner • Death Note (Netflix)

The moral of the story is every single Death Note is garbage except for the musical, but Light Turner is a special kind of garbage and I fucking love it. I'm gonna put him in a murdergame and have absolutely zero fucking regrets about it. He's the worst.

@ eatmybow

Maya Matlin • Degrassi

Everything past season 12 doesn't exist lmao I don't even want to talk about it. Honestly it's the Zig/Maya of it all. I'm sorry if you ship it but the later stuff is just... bad. I don't like it. Look at how they massacred my girl.

@ reallyhatesharks

Nova Clarke • Sharknado

When will I get my spin-off movie about my best girl. She's the only thing I care about in these movies. You may recognize her from Unknown Seas R1 where she sure uh. She sure made some choices! Also I watched a remastered version of the first movie in theatres and I want it on blu-ray desperately.

@ splash2

Oliver Putnam • Only Murders in the Building

The one failing of this show, which is 100% perfect otherwise, is that the show truly fucking expects me to believe that Oliver Putnam, Broadway director, is straight? He has had sex with a woman. Technically his son is illegitimate, but he 100% had sex with his wife. Insane. Anyway I'm gonna make him kiss other old men.

@ therightwords

Sarah Williams • Labyrinth

I wish someone would take the "create account" function away from me right now. Anyway. Yeah, I can absolutely play from the sequel manga. Yeah, I've absolutely read Return to Labyrinth. That's probably the least surprising thing you've seen me say so far.

@ saidlesbians

Scott Pilgrim • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Did you know bread makes you fat? Anyway one time I bought a copy of Scott Pilgrim and The Social Network at the same time and my dad was like "wow you really like that actor." Then I had to explain Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera were two different people. (If you want Scott from the comics, you want queceracera. If you want Scott from the anime, you want betterthanalone.)

@ papastine

RL Stine • Goosebumps (2015)

He's a very tired dad who just wants teenagers to stop ruining his life so he can write some books that absolutely aren't magical at all what are you even talking about. For unknown reasons I made myself dress made out of Slappy fabric because of this movie. I should wear that more often.

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@ doorwaytowhere

Topher • Schmigadoon

You're like a sour macaroon. A sour, dour, almond flour sour macaroon. Please watch Schmigadoon if you like musicals. It is a show made by people who love musicals so much and it's great, actually. Topher is both Pippin and Jesus. He's looking for his doorway to where.

@ dunkhomo

Wallace Wells • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

He's a serial boyfriend stealer and he has the uncanny ability to be a gossipy bitch. Incredibly funny to watch this movie after seeing Sucession. Like, cannot stress enough that I am constantly picturing Roman Roy stealing people's boyfriends when I hear him talk.

@ demogorgoned

Will Byers • Stranger Things

One day I am going to climb into the Duffer's window and make them explain why the fuck Will is so haunted to me. Previously played at Ryslig as a minotaur. Not currently being played anywhere, but I have him available for memes and stuff. That's just my little guy. You can fit so much trauma in this teenager.

@ subjectiveframe

Xavier Thorpe • Wednesday

I am aware my ownership of this account is, as they might say, making me look like a parody of myself. I unfortunately love a long haired noodle boy with daddy issues. After the bf watched the show he was like "I think Xavier was made in a lab for you."

@ chaosdarling

Yennefer of Vengerberg • The Witcher (Netflix)

She wants everything and she'll get it, if she has her way. Absolutely girlbossing too close to the sun at all times and doing the most even whenit's not needed. Can also be played from the books, although it's been a while since I read them.

@ uasg

Zoey • Lightning Point

Why is this show known as "Alien Surf Girls" in America? We just don't know. You probably recognize her from Dangan Roleplay: Nick vs CN edition. Because I made a really terrible choice and someone decided it was ok to let me get to endgame.

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@ mz2wg2zapfxxk

Aaron Stack • Nextwave

A robot that hates ~~fleshy ones~~ humans and got kicked out of space for being a dick, because he's a giant asshole. Even if he saved the day, you shouldn't lick his blinky diodes otherwise it'll just go to his head and nobody needs that, since his programming only allows for two emotions: smug and annoyed. His robot brain needs beer, but you probably shouldn't give it to him.

@ fairlypushy

Amanda Lockheart • Kingdom Keepers

A somewhat mysterious girl who has the power of telekinesis and is always ready to help the Kingdom Keepers when they're in trouble. She sure screwed the pooch in Foolish Mortals, where you might recognize her from. [Amanda's PB is Alexandra Daddario.]

@ tooerotic

Anastasia Steele • Fifty Shades

This account is a joke, because I'm a joke, but it sure exists. Sometimes, for reasons unknown to everyone, you do your college thesis on Fifty Shades and accidentally memorize huge parts of the books and know stupid as shit lore about these books. Hate this for me. [Anastasia's PB is Alexis Bedel.]

@ solveyou

Andrew Minyard • All For The Game

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a sports anime had a mafia plot in the background? That's the best description of AFTG I can give you. Andrew hates just about everything but especially Neil. There's not really a soft center like my usual type, Andrew is straight traumatized asshole. Currently being played at Golden Peacock. [Andrew's PB is Freddie Fox.]

@ hisnameis

The Captain • Nextwave

That is, in fact, his name. He probably had another one at some point but he doesn't remember it and anyway he paid good money for the rights to call himself "The Captain" so he's definitely getting his money's worth out of it.

@ noswansong

Cho Chang • Harry Potter

She's from roughly Cursed Child era and about to make her return to the wizarding world after leaving to start a life with her muggle husband because her daughter is eleven and about to start at Hogwarts. Basically this is a dumb au account. [Cho's PB is Ming Na Wen.]

@ dedamastai

Damianos • Captive Prince

He's a dumb creampuff who's in love with ten snakes in the shape of a human named Laurent and he definitely doesn't have a type so strong his boyfriend is interchangable with his ex-girlfriend. Previously played at LifeAftr. [Damen's PB is Elliot Knight.]

@ nodisneyprincess

Elsa Bloodstone • Nextwave

She's a monster hunter, which is probably like the opposite of a Disney princess, and she's not from Europe which means she has a great disdain for Americans and America. Have I told you to read Nextwave yet? You should read Nextwave. My whole decision to major in comics can be traced back to reading Nextwave.

@ forgedprodigy

~~Jordan~~ Hennessey • Dreamer Trilogy

A skilled art forger who also happens to be a dreamer. Which would be great, except she only ever dreams copies of herself—limited edition of 13, and all. [Hennessey's PB is Crystal Noriega.]

@ shoobeedoo

Henry Cheng • Raven Cycle

He likes Madonna and his mom is a supernatural crime boss. You know, like every normal private school kid. Every character in the Raven Cycle is super normal and definitely not a person who can control a robot bee with their mind. [Henry's PB is Yoon Si-Yoon.]

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@ adangerousgirl

Inej Ghafa • Grishaverse

Someone got me to read all of the fucking Grishaverse specifically by telling me there was a girl who named all her knives which tells you exactly what you need to know about me and my character type. Can also be played from Shadow and Bone upon request. [Inej's PB is Amita Suman.]

@ alwayskillhitler

Jake English • Homestuck

His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. I'm sorry. It's Homestuck. I can't take anything about it seriously anymore. Humanity is reinventing Homestuck now and that's great actually. Love that for the teens. Be into some cringe-ass shit. [Jake's icons are by various artists.]

@ aimforthesun

Jesper Fahey • Grishaverse

What? Reili picked up a mentally ill bisexual boy from a piece of media aimed at teens? How could anyone have ever predicted this, honestly. This is totally unprecedented. A third friend, unrelated to the two Umbrella Academy friends, said "wait do you not play Jesper?" in the middle of a conversation once. Yes, I can play him from Shadow and Bone. Technically this is an account for that. [Jesper's PB is Kit Young.]

@ inauthenticity

Jordan ~~Hennessey~~ • Dreamer Trilogy

~~She's a skilled art forger who also happens to be a dreamer. Which would be great, except she only ever dreams copies of herself—limited edition of 13, and all.~~ Wait, that's not right at all. Previously played at Noctium. [Jordan's PB is Crystal Noriega.]

@ maybeckoned

Terrance "Donnie" Maybeck • Kingdom Keepers

Why do I have four Maybeck accounts, you ask? That's a very good question I absolutely do not have an answer to except to say brownouts is early canon Maybeck and kingdomkept is for older Maybeck. I don't know what amaulworld is for. You might recognize him from Disney Ronpa, where he was accused in every murder, or We Could Be R1 where he adopted some terrible elves. [Maybeck's PB is Cykeem White.]

@ deviousmind

Kaz Brekker • Grishaverse

Look. Sometimes, you simply pick up a character because you're fully aware that they'll be killer in a murdergame. I know this about myself. I've come to terms with it. Can also be played from Shadow and Bone upon request. [Kaz's PB is Freddy Carter.]

@ ahoymetis

Metis • Honeydew Syndrome

The relationship between you and the incredibly niche webcomic you read when you were like 15 can be so personal—anyway he likes World of Warcraft, fries dipped in milkshake, and his dumb jock boyfriend. Charles can go, though. Bye Felicia.

@ rantheavengers

Monica Rambeau • Nextwave

She ran the Avengers once, and they definitely wouldn't have taken any of this bullshit so why should she? The actual joke is that I should bother MCU Carols with her. She's in the MCU now and that's fucking wild to think about.

@ shigo

~~Nathaniel Wesninski~~ Neil Josten • All For The Game

No thoughts, brain exy. Neil is the mafia plot in the background of AFTG. Are you ever just the son of a mobster who's also a serial killer and then you accidentally involve your entire college sports team into your insane family dispute? Anyway, he's fine.

@ darkenyourclothes

Nico di Angelo • Camp Half-Blood

He's a child of the Underworld, he's really tired, he's super gay, and he kinda just wants a sandwich. Please let Nico di Angelo rest, honestly, he deserves it. Will I eventually replace his icons with Nico from the Disney+ show? Only time can tell. [Nico's icons are art by minuiko.]

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@ aluciner

Ronan Lynch • Dreamer Trilogy

He can dream impossible things into being and he's never once done anything straight in his life, thanks. Can also be played from the Raven Cycle upon request. I am just personally obsessed with the Dreamer Trilogy. Previously played at Voidtrecker Express. [Ronan's PB is Edward Furlong.]

@ queceracera

Scott Pilgrim • Scott Pilgrim

If you want Scott from the movie, you want saidlesbians. There's also betterthanalone, which is anime Scott. However, you might recognize this Scott from Unknown Seas round 3! He sure turned into coins. The mods sure let me do that.

@ zomgboom

Tabitha Smith • Nextwave

She's here to steal all your shit and blow stuff up. Also she might be a zombie if she dies? Nextwave is a great comic you should read right now. Previously played in round 1&6 of Trustfell, so if you want Trustfell!Tabby, I can provide.

@ sugarcandy
asshole

Vinh Tran • Exquisite Corpse

He's the titular "exquisite corpse" who you might recognize from round 2 of Dangan Ronpa. Where he did, in fact, make an exquiste corpse. I also played him at That One Game before it exploded into a dumpster fire. [Tran's PB is Go Sang Gil.]

@ biasedneutrality

Tylendel Frelennye • Last Herald Mage

Everyone has an incredibly mid fucking fantasy book they read at an impressionable age that explains so fucking much about their life choices. Anyway, Last Herald Mage is mine. Tylendel's a dumpster fire of a human being that has a problem with being unbiased. [Tylendel's PB is Austin Butler.]

@ intentionallyleft

Yuki Miyashiro • Grimrose Girls

Have you ever wanted the Ever After High franchise to be Pretty Little Liars? Boy do I have a duology for you! Anyway, Yuki is Snow White (probably) and the cold never bothered her anyway. She's aroace and being held prisoner in a fancy European private school that's killing students. [Yuki's PB is ???.]

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@ everything
perfected

Alyssa Greene • The Prom

Improve all of your strong points and hide the things that you lack—'cause mom's convinced if you're perfect, your father might come back. Because, like, those extremely high and rigid expectations aren't a recipe for disaster or anything. [Alyssa's PB is Ariana DeBose.]

@ wastedshot

Alexander Hamilton • Hamilton

I should stop playing characters from canons that are named after them it makes my muselist look really stupid. One of these days I'm going to play a Hamilton character off of a McElroy character and it'll be really fucking funny. [Hamilton's PB is Lin Manuel-Miranda.]

@ killeveryone

Andrew Jackson • Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson

He's a racist asshole, just like the historical figure he's based on. &heart; Life suck, and his life definitely sucks in particular. 😢 The solution is to become an emo rock star, of course. [Andrew's PB is Benjamin Walker.]

@ likedmyhead

Anne Bolelyn • SIX

Her sleeves may be green, but her lipstick's red. 😉 Bolelyn's just here to dance, sing, and seduce your man. #sorrynotsorry, she's just tryna have some fun you guys! Why are you all being so rude?? [Anne's PB is Andrea Macasaet.]

@ inyourdms

Anthony Hope • Sweeney Todd

I'm pretty sure I was delirious after It's Curtains endgame? But also this username made me crack the fuck up and I have not stopped laughing about it since. I'm hilarious, I know. [Anthony's PB is Luke Brady.]

@ mourninginmay

Aaron Burr • Hamilton

I don't have anything to say here so just have a link to a RWBY amv set to "Wait for It." Oh wait, no I do have something to say: I also own the account clickboom for some reason. [Burr's PB is Leslie Odom Jr.]

@ bestforyou

Cairo • We Are The Tigers

Everyone remembers sophmore Cairo—so forgive her for doing what's best for you. She'll always be on your team. ♥ Previously played at Ryslig as a gargoyle. Currently being played at Beautiful Dreamer as Dreamer Phoenix. Also available in "the worst murdergame au" flavor upon request. [Cairo's PB is Wonu Ogunfowora.]

@ nonnery

Catherine of Aragon • SIX

There's n-n-n-no way that she'll put up with this bullshit treatment. ✨ Fuck all y'all, she's taking her shit and moving to a goddamn nunnery. ✨ [Catherine's PB is Adrianna Hicks.]

@ checkmyarm

Christine Canigula • Be More Chill

She loves play rehearsal and her SQUIP looks like Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Yes, I will play nearly every character from BMC, you can't tell me what to do. r only like musical, eat hot cheeto, and lie. [Christine's PB is Stephanie Hsu.]

@ yourattention

Connor Murphy • Dear Evan Hansen

Sometimes, your dead character is so mysterious and mythical he has a secret boyfriend nobody knows about that's never mentioned in the musical but who sure is fucking canon. THANKS, PASEK AND PAUL. Anyway, I played Connor at Life Aftr, Noctium, and It's Curtains round 3. Currently being played at Beautiful Dreamer. Also available in ghost (sadinvention) and movie (toaharbor). [Connor's PB is Mike Faist.]

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@ dorian9x9

Dorian Gray • The Picture of Dorian Gray

So theatre got weird during the COVID times and one of the things that got put on was like. What I can only describe as "what if the Lizzie Bennet Diaries had a several million dollar budget and a cast of all A-list British actors?" Also it was an adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray and COVID was real.

@ bewounded

Ernst Röbel • Spring Awakening

He's like one of the happiest characters in the entire musical, which is funny because Spring Awakening is about how straight people fuck everything up so the gays look positively stunning in comparison. [Ernst's PB is Josh Castille.]

@ kylo-wren

Evan Kelmp • Dimension 20: Misfits and Magic

"Why are your podcast accounts listed under—" It's my muselist and I decide the sorting. And this is my account, which explains why the fucking PB is who it is. Don't question me! Evan Kelmp is haunted and his phone doesn't even have a screen. 😔 [Evan's PB is Mike Faist.]

@ faf0be

Galinda Arduenna Upland • Wicked

This account will be really funny whenever it fulfills its intended purpose. Truly, the funniest part is everyone will immediately know what's up and that's fine. It'll still be awful for everyone. [Galinda's PB is ???.]

@ nothingposh

Gavroche Thénardier • Les Misérables

He's a little shit with some minor narrator powers and that's all anyone needs to know about him. You might recognize him from Castle Whimsical! We had fun there. I can also play him from Gavroche!, a musical only I have seen, or the brick. [Gavroche's PB is Daniel Huttlestone.]

@ tannic

~~Benjamin~~ Grantaire • Les Misérables

One time my friend left me alone at a party and I ended up under a table drinking wine straight from a bottle which is the most connected I've ever felt to a character I play. Can also be played from the brick. Lockdown sure happened, I guess. [Grantaire's PB is Louis Garrel.]

@graaaaaaaaaaves

Graverobber • Repo! the Genetic Opera

He's here to steal and rob graaaaaaaaaaves. Some day I will do a horrible thing and play him in a murdergame so he can touch corpses. Some day. Did you know that Zydrate comes in a little glass vial? And also Paris Hilton provided a lot of costumes for background extras in this movie.

@ joshgrobans

Grover Underwood • The Lightning Thief

So the a musical adaptation of the first Percy Jackson book is really good, actually. Grover is a satyr, which means he can talk to animals and shit. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy. [Grover's PB is George Salazar.]

@ beyourwound

Hänschen Rilow • Spring Awakening

He's the only other happy character in the musical and he's everyone's favorite shitty bisexual. By the way, you should watch this video from the production all of my Spring Awakening PBs are from. [Hanschen's PB is Andy Mientus.]

@ uhaultruck

Heidi Hansen • Dear Evan Hansen

I literally only own this account because Anna of Cleves in It's Curtains R2 married Heidi Hansen and I exist to make Evan Hansen's life hell. Unfortunately, I now play half of the cast of this godforsaken show and that's... great. 🙃🙃🙃

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Edited 2024-01-15 08:53 (UTC)

@ insincerelyme

Jared Kleinman • Dear Evan Hansen

He can be kind of an asshole, but it's all a front for his... slightly less asshole-ish center. My controversial DEH take is that they should just keep the school shooter line. If the point of the line is not to show that people treat Connor like shit and he has no support system, then why the fuck did you write it in the first place? Pask and Paul are fucking hacks. [Jared's PB is Will Roland.]

@ withyoualways

Jason McConnell • bare: a pop opera

Bare: A Pop Opera is different from Bare: the Musical, because I like one and the other one is garbage. Hey, did you know that Peter in the revised version was played by a future Evan Hansen? All of theatre is connected and I hate it. Anyway please watch my favorite Bare song. [Jason's PB is Jonah Platt.]

@ justmeheere

Jeremy Heere • Be More Chill

He might still have voices in his head, but now they're just the normal kind. Unless, you know, he's got the Squip with him—and if he does, you better have some Mountain Dew Red handy. You might recognize him from It's Curtains round 2 where he made some choices. [Jeremy's PB is Will Connolly.]

@ allwrong

Marius Pontmercy • Les Misérables

He's a noodle, but he's in love with Cosette so he must be kinda alright. At least a little bit right. And yes, I can play Marius from the brick, but it's way funnier to play him from the musical. [Marius' PB is Eddie Redmayne.]

@ nerveblocked

Michael Mell • Be More Chill

He's not in the bathroom right now, but you know. It's still possible! He might just hang out in there for a while, feeling sorry for himself because his best friend is being an asshole currently. [Michael's PB is George Salazar.]

@ hestoblame

Nathan Wallace • Repo! the Genetic Opera

He made some mistakes. Like, at least (5) mistakes. Probably more like (10) mistakes. At all times, I'm thinking about how Night Surgeon was filmed in a warehouse in like three hours. This movie is held together with glue and spit. I love it.

@ takethefall

Percy Jackson • The Lightning Thief

He's a good kid, really, but no one will ever take his side and he'll always take the fall. Only time will tell if I end up converting this to an account for the show, but right now it's an account for the musical. [Percy's PB is Chris McCarrell.]

@ eavespeeper

Puss in Boots • Dimension 20: Neverafter

The fandom did not enjoy Neverafter as much as I did, but that's okay. It's horror for me. Anyway, I love a Zac Oyama character and Pib is such a little bastard. He sees a sad, wet loser and is like "is anyone gonna fix that" and then goes around Fixing That.

@ massivedeal

Regina George • Mean Girls

I only play from the stage musical and not the movie. This is, in fact, an important distinction and I actually don't play her from the movie. Unfortunately, I do not want to change my PB to Reneé Rapp. Regardless: her name is Regina George, and she is a massive deal. [Regina's PB is Ashley de la Rosa.]

@ fuckgenetics

Shilo Wallace • Repo! the Genetic Opera

A fun fact about me is that for a few years in college I was in a Repo shadowcast as Seventeen!Shilo. Seventeen and you can't stop me! Seventeen and you won't boss me! You cannot control me, Father, Daddy's Girl's a fucking monster!

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@ itsfromjapan

The Squip • Be More Chill

It's a gray, oblong pill, quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It tells you what to do. Helps you act correctly, helps you to be cool. It helps you rule. You might recognize it from It's Curtains round 2 where it did nothing wrong. [The Squip's PB is Eric William Morris.]

@ canbebeautiful

Veronica Sawyer • Heathers

We're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust - they died because God said they must! The new world needed room for me and you. You may recognize her from making terrible choices in We Could Be's mock week. [Veronica's PB is Barrett Wilbert Weed.]

@ allforgiven

Wendla Bergmann • Spring Awakening

On my own, and lost still walk behind you. All alone, I walk with him till morning. Without them, the world grows dark around you. :) I think about Deaf West Spring Awakening so much. This is unfortunately one of my favorite shows. [Wendla's PB is Sandra Mae Frank/Katie Boeck.]

@ extralove

Zanna • Zanna, Don't!

I own this account because I've lost control of my life, apparently. This is truly the funniest, most obscure account in this section. You ever find a musical in a thrift store as a teenager and become truly obsessed with it? [Zanna's PB is ???.]

@ lovelylittlelie

Zoe Murphy • Dear Evan Hansen

Why should she play the grieving girl and lie, saying that she'll miss you and that her world has gone dark without your light? She will sing no requiem tonight. Not currently being played anywhere, but I am a parody of myself as always. I will never be fucking free of Dear Evan Hansen.

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Edited 2024-01-15 08:56 (UTC)

@ todefeatgalra

Allura • Voltron: Legendary Defender

Honestly the joke inherent in her account only makes sense if you go look at my Shiro account. I made a mistake late one night and it was funny to me so. We're at the point where I feel like I might eventually break these out again, though.

@ yangno

Blake Belladona • RWBY

I still can't believe I called the fucking faunus reveal in the trailer and my friend convinced me that she wasn't a catgirl. She's a fucking catgirl. Anyway, I really need to catch up on RWBY. I feel off a couple seasons ago but the newest stuff looks neat.

@ couldbecoffee

Kenji Kon • Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous

I own this account purely for big-brained shipping with a friend. That's just how it be sometimes, but also he's just sooooooooo stupid and I love him.

@ narrativediscourse

Marcy Wu • Amphibia

There's soooooooo much wrong with her. Holy shit. She's the worst (affectionate). And yes, she can be played with [SPOILER]. Look at whose muselist you're on. I'll put a SQUIP in anyone. Anyway, if you haven't watched Funnie Frog Show, you should watch Funnie Frog Show.

@ heelsdown

Megan Williams • My Little Pony

I think it's funny to play characters who share my wallet name. One day I'll find the fifteen icons that look the most on model and unshitty and upload them. While you're here, please listen to this very important Finnish dub clip.

@ nyanfetti

Neon Katt • RWBY

I own this account for the pun. I'm not even going to try and lie to you. I made this account because I thought "nyanfetti" was really funny.

@ hugfirst

One-One • Infinity Train

Absolutely nobody is surprised that I finished Infinity Train and was like "you know what? I should play the robot." Like, absolutely no one is surprised, right? Of course I wanted to play a quirky robot.

@ udderly

Otis • Barnyard (2006)

I literally made this account because I consistently make incredibly poor life choices and I played him in Foolish Mortals's non-Disney round. Forgive me father, for I have sinned. A fun fact about me is a thing I'm internet famous for is a deranged post about Barnyard.

@ dwt

Penny Polendina • RWBY

Why do I have so many RWBY accounts? Anyway, a Penny saved is a—oh wait. That's the opposite of what happened, isn't it? It's okay. She came back and everything.

@ seeul8rboy

Reese Chloris • RWBY

This account exists because Lyndon is a terrible friend. Actually like a good third? Of these accounts? Can be described as being his fault.

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@ likeasloth

Lie Ren • RWBY

Both my Ren account and my Mulan account are the same joke, which isn't even from the first movie. It's from the second. In retrospect, I probably should have picked something else but also it's really funny. He remains my favorite.

@ 9b111e

Ruby Rose • RWBY

All of my RWBY accounts??? Are just terrible jokes???? Who let me do this, honestly. I should have been stopped. But also I'm a person who owns a Japanese boxset of RWBY so, like.

@ lechatmemoire

Samantha • Infinity Train

Of course I would play a shady French cat. If there was ever a character that can be considered Reilicore, it's probably The Cat from Infinity Train. I love her. She's such a shady little asshole.

@ boobattacked

Schmendrick • The Last Unicorn

I have a lot of regrets and stuff? This account is one of them. This account is at leasts (5) of my regrets, honestly. But also, like, I just have huge chunks of this movie memorized and it is probably my weird af childhood movie I recognize is, perhaps, not good. Aside from Quest for Camelot.

@getdowntobusiness

Takashi Shirogane • Voltron: Legendary Defender

See? It's a bad Mulan joke. I don't know what you were expecting. All my jokes are garbage. A thing that I'm constantly thinking about, wrt VLD, is how narratively it makes no sense that Sheith isn't endgame. I don't mean this in a tinhatter way. I mean this in a if you're already going to make Shiro gay and you're gonna have the emotional thread of the show for like... a while be that Keith is desperately looking for Shiro then like. What?

@ alwayspositive

Unikitty • The Lego Movie

Do you wanna know a funny story? I also own the Unikitty account nevernegative because I'm an idiot who forgot I made an account already. [AGRESSIVELY SHRUGS] I have to finish up the show, it aired during the panini and I just... forgot.

@ givesyoufever

Velvet Scarlatina • RWBY

This is the stupidest RWBY joke username I have GET IT BECAUSE SHE'S THE VELVETEEN RABBIT—

@ weiss-nine

Weiss Schnee • RWBY

The cold never bothered her anyway—wait, wrong franchise. Weiss is the reason I watch to catch up with RWBY. I'm intrigued by her later plotlines. Oh, also I played her at That One Game, so like. If you know what I'm talking about, feel free to ask for CRAU shit.

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@ myouri

Aqua Hoshino • Oshi no Ko

Sometimes you're a 30 year old man, a whole grown-ass adult in a teenager's body and you sure fucking act like it. He's soooooooooo normal. Such a normal-ass teenager. Everyone in Oshi No Ko is the most normal person to ever exist. Not currently being played anywhere, mostly for tagging my oshi no friends.

@ wannatouch
myrock

Ayumu Tamari • This Boy Suffers From Crystallization

I have an unfortunate weakness for the Kono Danshi series and this one is basically my favorite. I can't believe Yamamoto-san came back last year and made me watch an anime about Abe no Seimei. I did really badly in my history classes, sensei. Why would you do this to me?

@ flies-by-day

Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen • Strike Witches

Do you ever really, really wish you could just. Save a character from their garbage canon? Yeah. Y e a h. Strike Witches sucks. Don't ever watch an anime called Strike Witches.

@ glittertastic

Emily • Glitter Force

Yes, this is an account for the dub. I don't know why I own this account, but I do and that says a lot about me. Sometimes you watch a dub of a show while you have a migraine and make bad choices.

@ beehappy

Haru Ichinose • Akuma no Riddle

I was going to say something about her, but then I realized it's a really bad spoiler. In lieu: please watch Akuma no Riddle. Unlike a lot of my accounts, I own this because this show is really good.

@ otokodesu

Hideyoshi Kinoshita • Baka and Test

Hideyoshi is the funniest anime character possible. One time he won 1st Best Male Character, 10th Best Female Character, and 2nd Best Character in the Kono Light Novel ga Sugoi! poll. Yes. He won a spot in every category

@ whoeveriam

Iori Nagase • Kokoro Connect

Continuing my trand of characters who will change themselves for other people, because that's my character type and I can't even pretend like it's not. I should get the last few official translations of the light novels.

@ seeingisdecieving

Shuuya Kano • Kagerou Project

I'm sure that if I tell you he's a lying asshole who can become other people at the drop of a hat you won't be surprised. Thinking about the mysterious second anime that hasn't materialized but that Jin swore up and down was happening again...

@ ikekomeru

Kohana Aigasaki • Magic★Kyun! Renaissance

She's the definition of a cinnamon roll that's too good and pure for this world, which is probably how she hasn't noticed yet that she has six boyfriends and a girlfriend. When not motivating people into being their best self, Kohana enjoys doing ikebana.

@ bangbangintothe

Kuroha • Kagerou Project

NAITE NAITE NAITE NAITE. By the by, I can play these Kagerou project characters from all the timelines. I may have to have a wiki open, but you know how the timelines in this project be.

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@ iwashere

Tetsuya Kuroko • Kuroko's Basketball

Do you ever think about how the official English title for Kurobasu used to be "The Basketball Which Kuroko Plays"? Can't imagine why the fuck we changed that. Anyway, he's been here this whole time. Just like this description.

@ something
somethingfood

Kyoko Sakura • Puella Magi Madoka☆Magica

Sometimes I wish Madoka was not [vague gesture] but it's very [vague gesture] and then Rebellion happened so like. The Urobuchi of it all...

@ willfindme

Kaname Madoka • Puella Magi Madoka☆Magica

This account makes a lot more sense when you know Lyndon owns willcatchyou, I think. There's a joke and the joke is they match. Don't think about it too much!

@ 3sunmountain

Mai • Itsudatte My Santa!

I wish I could say that I'm a person who has taste, but I'm absolutely not. I have zero taste, actually, and I'm a person who has seen this anime multiple times. It's good, actually.

@ snarrows

Medusa Gorgon • Soul Eater

Among the people who should have never been given children are Medusa and also Medusa. She's a garbage mom, Chrona deserves better. But also she would be soooooo funny as the bodytoucher in a murdergame.

@ bearydurable

Milun • Yuri Kuma Arashi

I 100% only own this to tag Lulus on memes and shit. It's a bad account and I take full responsibility—but also it's funny. It's extremely funny.

@ pixystixcrisis

Ramona Flowers • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Cannot believe that 2023 Bryan Lee O'Malley decided that actually, he's been thinking about the mistakes he made for twenty years and he's gonna correct them all. Starting with making Ramona fix her own damn problems. Please watch Scott Pilgrim Takes Off if you haven't already. I think it's my favorite version of Scott Pilgrim to ever exist.

@ forbiddengrimoire

Ritsuka Tachibana • Dance With Devils

Hey, did you know this show is a musical? It is. I didn't know that until I started watching it after I found it on a list of reverse harem anime, which made no mention of the fact that it was a musical. I can also play from the Completely Different Continuity stage plays.

@ ravenheired

Rue • Princess Tutu

She's my shitty evil daughter and I love her, but also she's such a dumpster oh my god. If you've been sleeping on Princess Tutu, you should watch Princess Tutu. If you need more coinvincing, you should watch this AMV.

@ betterthanalone

Scott Pilgrim • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Reader. What is the point of making roleplay accounts on Dreamwidth, if we cannot make a THIRD Scott Pilgrim account??? Or a fourth account: stoptheshow. You know. Sometimes it's just like that, we do not choose the hyperfixation.

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@ haaaaaa
aaaaaaay

Shu☆Zo • Show By Rock!!

Look at this trashcan man. He's a candy-coated asshole and I'm love him. I'm love him so much and I miss the SB69 game every day. Japan stop turning every IP into a mobile game you only support for like two years!!! We are beyond this as a society!!!

@ exitpursuedby

Sumika • Yuri Kuma Arashi

This is like the worst username I own and I should honestly use it more for how awful it is.

@ wontstandforthis

Mimori Togo • Yuki Yuna wa Yuusha de Aru

This username is also pretty bad, though. Anyway, if you ever looked at Madoka and wished it could be better, the show you want is Yuki Yuna. Please watch Yuki Yuna.

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andrew aftg	aqua oshi no ko	ben umbrella academy	cairo watt	carmel original
connor deh	jaskier witcher	john winchesters	will stranger things	zoe deh
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clary shadowhunters	david newsies	eilonwy black cauldron	elsa frozen	esmeralda hunchback
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sophie fe: fates	sora kh	toby battleborn	yusuke p5	empty none
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zoey lightning point	empty none	empty none	empty none	empty none
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allura voltron (2016)	blake rwby	kenji camp cretaceous	marcy amphibia	megan mlp
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unikitty lego movie	velvet rwby	weiss rwby	empty none	empty none
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aqua oshi no ko	ayumu kono danshi	eila strike witches	emily glitterforce	haru akuma no riddle
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kuroko kurobasu	kyoko pmmm	madoka pmmm	mai always my santa	medusa soul eater
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